the freaking otter did it again

hello, i am koobie.
i am a hedgehog
i am the dictator of 25 planets, but i have been peaceful to earth thanks to Stephen, my god
the religion of Stephen is quite simple
the magical flying otter is Stephen and koobie's ride
we sit on her
she is Stephen's child
Stephen is a human male
as long as your butt touches it, its yours
you own it.
but if your butt touches three things (two for each butt cheek) you will create a rift in time and space
and everyone will die
having made Stephen this famous, everything connected to him is famous too (especially koobie)
theres this one squirrel
she's interesting
she lived in a tree that got cut down and turned into an ikea table that Stephen bought
so she hangs around
then there's that freaking otter
a happy little cloud thats always high, she flies higher than the otter
she has a duck named ping on her back
ping ping ping ping ping ping ping
then there's Kellen the Submarine
she is my personal favorite
the happy little cloud's father, sailor moon, loves to ride her
he goes inside her with his son, a 700 ton vat of duck sauce
its not pleasant
then theres ferrarri man
he is a music teacher
he looks like a turtle ironically
the squirells father, pat pat, loves to ride him all day long
he goes in circles 500 times
its entertaining to puny mortals
but i am a hedgehog
bitchezz

kk bai


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